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Docket No.
EX-0000
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The Excuse Department
Division of Plausible Deniability · Est. whenever we got around to it
Chief Excuse Officers:
Ashton & Ryan
, creators of this fine institution
Form EX-5 — Application for Forgiveness (Quintuplicate)
🚨 Rude Mode Unlocked — The Department Denies Everything
1.
State, for the record, what you did not do
e.g. "take the bins out", "reply to Steve", "my homework", "go to the gym"
2.
Select required believability
Believable
Absolutely unhinged
needle reads:
Issue 5 Excuses
* The Department accepts no responsibility for raised eyebrows, groundings, or divorce.
Official excuses issued
RE: the matter of
Unsatisfied? Lodge an appeal (5 fresh excuses) ↻